While driving home late at night, the person I was dating complained of not being able to get rid of hiccups. I steered suddenly into the direction of the opposing traffic’s curb and screamed, “Aaahhhhh! The steering wheel broke and I can’t control it!” They braced and the vehicle swerved back into the proper lane.
“What did you that for?”
“Are your hiccups gone?”
They paused for a second and then smacked me. It is not recommended that this prank ever be duplicated by any reader. Especially not without checking for traffic, pedestrians, police officers, or security cameras first.