How to Not be a Hippie


1) “If we legalize marijuana, the cartel problem will disappear.”

Legalizing will not solve the cartel problem. With the cartel’s business having expanded into kidnapping, extortion and other fields of crime, this one field will not cripple an entire operation.


2) “Smoking weed is harmless.”

Please don’t use the words, “smoke,” and, “harmless,” in the same sentence.


3) “Self Medicated”

While using a drug, call it what it is.


4) “My psychic was wrong because sometimes futures change as time goes on.”

Yea. Incorrect, unreliable, non-psychic psychics get it wrong.